cool

Ouch.... what a bad man... lets lynch him... been a long time since a good lynching happened in these here parts

Yeah, you should definitely find someone better.

And when the English come, does that mean you will not need my international calling?

I look to you for inspiration

I am a pretty much a weirdo, though I would never in a million years hurt little Rueben, would not fuck your best friend and damn sure know better than to break your bong. I'm sure I can inspire some country songs, though.

you are smart too. you got smarts, looks now if we could get that whole graceful thing down you would be the whole package.

it's almost haiku; just modify it slightly:

He Beat My Poor Dog
He Fucked My Best Friend as Well.
Then He Broke My Bong

See woman....what you need to do one of these days...is actually find someone who would only love on the Reuben...who would never dream of fucking your best friend..and someone who might actually think about buying you a bong rather than breaking yours...

reading back journal entries as i didnt have a computer for a couple weeks. for some reason i love reading those 20 things entries. i hope all is well, sounds like you have the makings of a great country song there. beat my dog, banged my friend and broke my bong. i smell a hit.