First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Did you ever get your knee brace back? And if the Moody Blues fans don't rock are you saying you don't rock cause your a fan?... if so I slap you with a tuna.*Smack*
Everybody, do the humpty hump. We're doin' the humpty hump.
Black people, do the humpty hump. We're doin' the humpty hump.
Puerto ricans, do the humpty hump. We're doin' the humpty hump.
Skirttwrlr, do the humpty hump. We're doin' the humpty hump.
Hey, I think I saw that X-ray in "Cripple Porn Monthly"! Oh wait, i mean, I've never seen that publication. Unless you found it at my house. In which case it belongs to someone else. And why did you take your stockings home? I was going to make soup.
In all seriousness, you amaze me. In many ways.
You missed only serious lameness tonight. Dance music, 30 minutes to get a drink (although it was sponsored by Grey Goose -- vodka tonic, anyone?), people with more money than sense. Come with me tomorrow, we'll have more fun.
What kind of dancing?