They are teh sexy. Especially when you're crawling around on the floor. Hotness.

Have to get to the office (no SG). I'll find some other way to entertain you and save you from your TOARCHER.

Holly Hunter's nubby sex in Cronenberg's Crash was teh hawtness!

Ya know, like an amputee. Nubby.

Oh come on, braces and fishnets. You know you're all over it like Michael Jackson on a 3rd grader.

It's already in your Netflix queue, isn't it?

I had 'em put down.

N U B B Y S E X

Ellen?

I always dug her ex, Anne Heche.

How about we meet in the middle with Sharon Stone?

Wait, where in the hell did THAT come from? I mean, it's all true, but still. And you will NEVER find my cripple porn! (Actually I don't think ALL disabled are sexy, mostly just you.)

And I only said the thing about the crawling on the floor because that's when I get the best view of your ass in those hot pajama bottoms. And the white socks ... don't even get me started on the white socks.

cripple porn ha what a pervert!





Sounds like my kinda guy.

Why am I dead? I said only nice things!

You know, I think those are the same socks the girls wear at Hooters.

And I only make you wear the parking sign when we're actually parking. Because I'm lazy and don't want to walk a long way.

OK, THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS? IN ALL CAPS? THAT'S HOW WE ROLL?

I SAID THE SOCKS WERE HOT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? AND THEY MAKE IT ALL BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO TICKLE YOUR FEET. AND GET YOU EXTRA TIPS WHEN YOU DELIVER CHICKEN WINGS.

YOU BE AS MAD AS YOU WANT, I WILL JUST KISS YOU BACK.

so its entertainment your looking for is it?
ok ok ok so this old guy brings his wife to the doctor and says "she's been acting really wierd lately doc" doc says "well its either AIDS or alzheimers" the man says "well what do i do now?" and the doc says "bring her out in the woods, and if she finds her way home dont fuck her"
thank you, i'll be here all night.

SWEET!! i always thought i'd be famous for most brain cells killed in a single sitting, so i guess this is better. and i suppose i can stop eating paint chips now, naaaah

could be, that and velcro,

Mmmm... white socks...

Exactly what would these practical uses be?

Johnny Cash, I like it!
Handicapped sign?

Then beleave it or not, you and I have met before. I met you at a house/appartment warming party. Scott is his name. I was the guy with the hat and the coy tattoo on my arm. Ring any bells?

Hehehe, funny!

thanks.

can't wait to hangout with all you guys...

I just wanted to say I'm leaving you a comment while you're sitting right next to me, which is kind of funny because you have no idea.



P.S. I think my dog is in love with you. Which makes sense, because he's always had good taste.