I have yet to see you fall down, despite much in the way of treacherous terrain. Know that when I do see it, you will hear me laugh. Long and hard.

You've spelled it two different ways in the last hour, both wrong. Two lessons for you:

Lesson #1. Tee Oh Arr Tee You Arr Eee

Lesson #2. Dictionary.com. If that's too long to type in, there's also m-w.com.

Sweet, in one week I am both one of your most favorite and least favorite people!

Moody Blues? Bring a book.

HA, the moody blues, ummm "lucky?" you

So no stayin' home sick today? Too bad for you.

And did it hurt when you delivered the puppies?

Well, then you definitely should have stayed home as a precautionary measure. You could be infecting your crazy office-mate right now!

Did you see your wet willie? Is that the most disturbing picture ever?

Why don't you scalp them?

I have to say, the image search for "wet willie" turned up some odd results. But that one was funniest. And don't you even think I won't give you one because you're a girl/cripple, no matter how many theories you come up with of how it would damage you (I think in the one scenario you would lose a toe? Was that it?)

You do if the girl starts it.

You are a nutter. Seriously. And I mean that as a compliment.

There ya go.

You ready for me?

ha torture by shitty music they got in trouble for doin that to prisoners in cosavo. the government won't allow what is happening to you to happen to our enemies, now that is just funny. sorry about your torture. grinning but sorry. (much like you to the guy fallin on the bike)

Physically AND emotionally unstable? Hawt.

I'm not one for publicity.

attention whore

Believe me, I am. But it's (my) Friday, thank god. Now go estimate me something.