I've read and heard Chuck Palahniuk talk about that down in Portland. Sounds fun.

sweet. and you're going on foot?

You can count on me to manage your sleigh. You just have to save me from my post-traumatic stress strike thing at the J&M.

I have fucking dog hair all over me. But that's OK, I have dog hair all over me all the time, just a different dog. Remember what I told you about not having to come home from the Halloween party early after all, because the damage had already been done? Yeah, same deal tonight. And I missed half the crazy leg-chopping show. Crap. Literally.


Wet willie! Sorry for the terrible injury this might cause you.