Now this is a story I gotta hear!

I always love the extra hour of sleep.

Did you get frisked?

sounds like the perfect end to a night s what you go as? pictures on the next journal?

I haven't frisked anyone in a long while

If you had found your phone and drunk dialed me last night, we might have had the most unintelligible conversation ever. But apparently the sneaky phone cost you a chance to see me tonight, because I called before I left work. We could have gotten some drinks.

Actually, I knew it was man-ass.