Friday night was pretty great... and I saw 2 of the greatest things one would ever want to see.
No it's not TnA... but something way better, and I'll touch on that in a momment.
Any ways it started with Wet Fest 2. A party that we throw at Oakley. I snuck in Mike and Stevey so we could drink free beer, eat free food, and look at hot chicks. Oakley makes a lake in the back of the building (about the size of a roller rink) and then has zip lines and slides shooting down the hill so you can quickly get to the water. It was good times. Got a little buzzed, and then went to go see AVP.
After the movie off we go to Mikes house. We make a few Crown and Coke roadies and off we go to LA. My ribs had been sore for a week now and I was worried. They were the same ones I broke 8 months prior. Well we stop for gas and turn to talk to make, and I hear them snap, 2 rips shot passed each other and stayed over lapping for a few seconds before popping back into place. Yeah this sux!
So any ways we go and get loaded and I try to dance... that's not happening! Well we leave the club and Mike is no where to be found. So Stevey and I head back to the car. This is where we see the first of one of the greatest things you'll ever see. Now we really needed a camera because words will do this vision of goodness no justice.
We make it to the parking structure and we turn a corner. Stevey starts laughing soo hard and I'm thinking WTF is so funny. SO I look and there is Mike passed out on the truck of the car. Now the great thing is... his ass was sitting on the trunk. His head was resting on the roof of the car, and both hands were going accross the back window as if he was nailed to a cross. It was such the vision.
Then we went to Jack and got food. Once we got home I heard the most horrid of sounds. Mike puking. Now those who have never been able to witness a Mike H puke session, are now considered unlucky. It's the most painful thing you can ever watch. I mean most horror movies can't even hold a candle to the goodness that is Mike puking. His whole body jolts as if he's getting the chair. The sounds he makes, has me to beleive that there is a demon trying to escape.
After this event we crash. I get up the next morning and go hang out at the beach while everyone plays hockey. We go grab food and then Stevey and I end up at the mall, trying to find shirts for our 80's party. So this is where we see the second greatest thing ever.
A family was in front of us, and the little kid wasn't paying any attention to what was going on. Well as he was walking he proceeded to get the shit kicked out of him by a pole. Well he just walked right into it and got all fucked up. We had to ask ourselves over and over.... did that kid just hit the pole?
Yes!
Yes he did.
No it's not TnA... but something way better, and I'll touch on that in a momment.
Any ways it started with Wet Fest 2. A party that we throw at Oakley. I snuck in Mike and Stevey so we could drink free beer, eat free food, and look at hot chicks. Oakley makes a lake in the back of the building (about the size of a roller rink) and then has zip lines and slides shooting down the hill so you can quickly get to the water. It was good times. Got a little buzzed, and then went to go see AVP.
After the movie off we go to Mikes house. We make a few Crown and Coke roadies and off we go to LA. My ribs had been sore for a week now and I was worried. They were the same ones I broke 8 months prior. Well we stop for gas and turn to talk to make, and I hear them snap, 2 rips shot passed each other and stayed over lapping for a few seconds before popping back into place. Yeah this sux!
So any ways we go and get loaded and I try to dance... that's not happening! Well we leave the club and Mike is no where to be found. So Stevey and I head back to the car. This is where we see the first of one of the greatest things you'll ever see. Now we really needed a camera because words will do this vision of goodness no justice.
We make it to the parking structure and we turn a corner. Stevey starts laughing soo hard and I'm thinking WTF is so funny. SO I look and there is Mike passed out on the truck of the car. Now the great thing is... his ass was sitting on the trunk. His head was resting on the roof of the car, and both hands were going accross the back window as if he was nailed to a cross. It was such the vision.
Then we went to Jack and got food. Once we got home I heard the most horrid of sounds. Mike puking. Now those who have never been able to witness a Mike H puke session, are now considered unlucky. It's the most painful thing you can ever watch. I mean most horror movies can't even hold a candle to the goodness that is Mike puking. His whole body jolts as if he's getting the chair. The sounds he makes, has me to beleive that there is a demon trying to escape.
After this event we crash. I get up the next morning and go hang out at the beach while everyone plays hockey. We go grab food and then Stevey and I end up at the mall, trying to find shirts for our 80's party. So this is where we see the second greatest thing ever.
A family was in front of us, and the little kid wasn't paying any attention to what was going on. Well as he was walking he proceeded to get the shit kicked out of him by a pole. Well he just walked right into it and got all fucked up. We had to ask ourselves over and over.... did that kid just hit the pole?
Yes!
Yes he did.
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pinhead66:
No, I have not gotten a hold of Donald. Oh well... 
exene:
Yes, I got your e-mail. Sorry I didn't respond. Been busy. I am going to try and swing by after the show if it is not too late!!