Ok, I have to ask. You have been a member for a while. Why don't you have friends? Are they too much of a hassle?

Stop making me laugh or I'll friend request you. :makes most menacing face possible:

You...awesome...motherfucker. I think you just found my next journal update.

Thanks for the nice comment in my journal

right back at cha, cutie pie and hey, either way, when im in chicago next month sometime, ill take you out for a double manischewitz on the rocks

i ate a big red candle

my stomach itches.

*puts mayo in a toaster*

are you trying to say that there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?

did ron tell you to say that?

afternoon delight!

afternoon delight..

ok, im done