yo son, lemme pay you moneys to be dis fresh at my house

this is a tattoo of a clown. that symbolizes street warfare.

if nobody will leave me comments on my journal entries, i dont really give a fuck ill just talk to myself.

really, it differs from real life in no significant way.

look at me i have 5 comments on my journal, sign me up for a pair of popularity pants

that kid stranglewar has 6 comments on his journal, im going to send him moneys

because honestly he seems like the kind of kid who would cut a diaper box in half, cover it in tin foil, and cut an eyehole in the front so he can do the robot for real

while drinking beer with hookers

i wanna be a fireman, except a fireman who carries a gun and shoots robots while reading classical literature

for money

i remind myself of navin johnson

fuck you

honestly though, ROBOT

10 points. Now rabbit.

My bird will fly, but not away.

And did you know I might move to Chicago?

Was that an order or a notice?

Okay then, I'll just have my lawyer file the necessary paperwork.

Thanks! I'm likable.

That might because of my boobs.

Got two of them, in fact.

Now ribbit.

bling?