This holiday fuels (some) women's insecurities and need for reassurance, and feeds off of men's guilt and desire to have sex.
i.e. if your boyfriend does not buy you a diamond and a dozen roses and a box of chocolates and take you out to a really nice dinner, then he doesn't really love you. And guys if you don't do these things then your girl will feel like you don't love her and you will not be having sex anytime soon.
I refuse to fall victim to consumerist conditioning. But I will buy Star Wars Valentines that say, "You are the droid I'm looking for."
I don't sing bad, but I can drink, smoke, be lazy, naked, put on some Dead Milkmen and refuse to do laundry. Fuck it.
I don't like this holiday anyways....it sucks. It doesn't suck because I am single, it just sucks. It always has. Poop!