sixes

I know V-day is supposed to be a big corporate snow job, feeding off guilt and insecurity, but I'm a sappy ass hole and feeling a little down that my lovely is away at a conference this weekend.

So I will drink. I will smoke. I will be lazy. I will walk around naked. I will play crappy music really loud. I will sing badly. I will not do any dishes. I will sit in front of my computer and do absolutely nothing.

Come to think of it, this weekend will be pretty much like any other.