Ack! I'm so bored.
I'm stuck in Stockton for probably another week taking care of some more family shit. It's no wonder I stay away from this place, shit starts to crumble and it never seems to stop. Endless crap to deal with. I'm supposed to be in L.A. right now, but I can't go without my brother....
There is seriously nothing to do here. So, I've been watching TV, drinking beer and eating. I don't even wanna know how much weight I've gained. I usually eat only once a day if that, and now I eat alllllllll day. I was sitting on the couch yesterday eating hot dogs and chili, thinking about how good I would feel if I started doing some crunches and leg lifts.
This town.. it just drags me down, man!
I am in need of some serious rejuvenation. I'd like to spend some time at a day spa. My birthday is coming up in a couple weeks? I should treat myself. Please don't let me get sick! I'm always sick on my birthday. It never fails. I want to have a nice time. Massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, body wrap, sauna.... mmmmm... Dinner. Wine.
The other night I went out to karaoke again and sang Lynyrd Skynyrd's Gimme Three Steps. Afterwards, I was outside smoking and here comes mullet man like, "I can't believe you sang lynyrd skynyrd. I can't believe you did that! When I saw what song you were gonna sing I ran right up front just to watch you do it!" I just give him this look and he goes on to say I have a really nice voice. Yeah. Thanks.
I'd forgotten the mentality out here. It's a little depressing. But, it's also kinda funny. 
I like to push buttons and cause a head change. One of the last times I went out I sang Georgia Satellites Keep Your Hands To Yourself. Everyone expects I'm gonna belt out a Whitney Houston song or something when I take the stage, but I get up there and put an ironic twang in my voice and do a little two step across the floor. It cracks me up. These people need to loosen up.
Yesterday I watched an entire episode of this show called Kitchen Accomplished because the contractor guy was really really hot. His name was Peter. ::drools:: Pink cheeks and dimples! Muuuualaahh!!! I'm such a lame ass.
But I was informed yesterday that I may have a chance with Brad Pitt! He's the only reason I watched Legends of The Fall... again and again and again and again. I love him with that long hair and those tight pants.
Uhm, okay. I think it's time to go get drunk.
I'm stuck in Stockton for probably another week taking care of some more family shit. It's no wonder I stay away from this place, shit starts to crumble and it never seems to stop. Endless crap to deal with. I'm supposed to be in L.A. right now, but I can't go without my brother....
There is seriously nothing to do here. So, I've been watching TV, drinking beer and eating. I don't even wanna know how much weight I've gained. I usually eat only once a day if that, and now I eat alllllllll day. I was sitting on the couch yesterday eating hot dogs and chili, thinking about how good I would feel if I started doing some crunches and leg lifts.
This town.. it just drags me down, man!
I am in need of some serious rejuvenation. I'd like to spend some time at a day spa. My birthday is coming up in a couple weeks? I should treat myself. Please don't let me get sick! I'm always sick on my birthday. It never fails. I want to have a nice time. Massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, body wrap, sauna.... mmmmm... Dinner. Wine.
The other night I went out to karaoke again and sang Lynyrd Skynyrd's Gimme Three Steps. Afterwards, I was outside smoking and here comes mullet man like, "I can't believe you sang lynyrd skynyrd. I can't believe you did that! When I saw what song you were gonna sing I ran right up front just to watch you do it!" I just give him this look and he goes on to say I have a really nice voice. Yeah. Thanks.
I'd forgotten the mentality out here. It's a little depressing. But, it's also kinda funny.
I like to push buttons and cause a head change. One of the last times I went out I sang Georgia Satellites Keep Your Hands To Yourself. Everyone expects I'm gonna belt out a Whitney Houston song or something when I take the stage, but I get up there and put an ironic twang in my voice and do a little two step across the floor. It cracks me up. These people need to loosen up.
Yesterday I watched an entire episode of this show called Kitchen Accomplished because the contractor guy was really really hot. His name was Peter. ::drools:: Pink cheeks and dimples! Muuuualaahh!!! I'm such a lame ass.
But I was informed yesterday that I may have a chance with Brad Pitt! He's the only reason I watched Legends of The Fall... again and again and again and again. I love him with that long hair and those tight pants.
Uhm, okay. I think it's time to go get drunk.
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