Cereal was invented by Tyronne Biggums
So my sis Alisa and I were talking a few days ago...and I was bombarded a dozen or so cereal commercials in a row, which led me to think.....sugar packed breakfast cereal was invented by crackheads...
Stay with me now....
Cocoa Puffs....that silly bird is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!!! Geekin out and whatnot...
The Trix rabbit - he's forever tryin' to get his fix, even going so far to dress up in bad disguises he obviously got from the thrift store....that usually fall apart.
Captain Crunch..."oops!! He made all berries!" at one point the crack didn't even allow him to do his job well...he's got alot of 'booty' tho huh.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop, I call em the straight edge krew...the only non-crackheads I've seen recently.
Barney is always playin Fred for some Fruity Pebbles
Lucky lures the kids into the forest to get a taste of his "magical" creation
The COOOOOOOOOOOOKIE Crisp dog is forever stealing some cookies and getting locked up.
Don't get me started on the Honey Comb character....just look at him.
Maybe I had too much time on my hands while I was sick, I don't know.
Then mind is a horrible thing to waste...or leave idle for too long....
So my sis Alisa and I were talking a few days ago...and I was bombarded a dozen or so cereal commercials in a row, which led me to think.....sugar packed breakfast cereal was invented by crackheads...
Stay with me now....
Cocoa Puffs....that silly bird is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!!! Geekin out and whatnot...
The Trix rabbit - he's forever tryin' to get his fix, even going so far to dress up in bad disguises he obviously got from the thrift store....that usually fall apart.
Captain Crunch..."oops!! He made all berries!" at one point the crack didn't even allow him to do his job well...he's got alot of 'booty' tho huh.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop, I call em the straight edge krew...the only non-crackheads I've seen recently.
Barney is always playin Fred for some Fruity Pebbles
Lucky lures the kids into the forest to get a taste of his "magical" creation
The COOOOOOOOOOOOKIE Crisp dog is forever stealing some cookies and getting locked up.
Don't get me started on the Honey Comb character....just look at him.
Maybe I had too much time on my hands while I was sick, I don't know.
Then mind is a horrible thing to waste...or leave idle for too long....
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Though your cereal thing kind of reminds me of this one comedian I saw a long time ago. This black dude was talkin about how his grandpa found everything racist in some way, even the grocery store. And he was like, "See this son, green olives come in a jar, black olives is in a can! You know what they call prison boy? 'The can.' Why is white rice 'enriched' and brown rice is 'wild?' They tryin to say the black man is crazy? Don't believe me, lookie here... Frosted Flakes, they white, they GREAT! But then you have to ask yourself... 'Why must I be coocoo for Cocoa Puffs?' "
Funny stuffies. So whatcha doin? *hugs*