Here's the plan: I WANT to get evicted from my apartment. It's low income housing. So if you make over a certain amount of money, you can't live there. Today, I will ask the bosses if I can work six or seven days a week. This will surely put me over the limit. A re-check of my income will occur sometime in January. "Sorry, David. You're making too much money. We're going to have to ask you to be moved out by the end of the week." Boo hoo.
I could just gather up my stuff and leave. But that wouldn't look good when applying for future housing. I would much rather say that I was evicted for exceeding the income limit than for drunkenness, disturbing the peace, destruction of property, drugs, etc. Plus, my roommate would win and I hate losing.
These are the 'Travis Bickle' days. Except I have no beautiful political campaign worker to pine over or prostitute to save.
I could just gather up my stuff and leave. But that wouldn't look good when applying for future housing. I would much rather say that I was evicted for exceeding the income limit than for drunkenness, disturbing the peace, destruction of property, drugs, etc. Plus, my roommate would win and I hate losing.
These are the 'Travis Bickle' days. Except I have no beautiful political campaign worker to pine over or prostitute to save.
you could always sell one of your kidneys on the black market, I'm sure that would put you in the next tax bracket