LOL, im from northern wisconsin and we used to skate on lake superior after it froze, out by my grandpas ice shanty, that shit is rough man.

Seriously dude, the lake would have huge ridges in it, and if you werent watching carefully you would be face down so quick.

Its kind of like a WT zamboni.

white trash. Being from rural wisconsin i find myself often reminiscing about the days when being white trash was the norm. In suburban southern florida, it doesnt fly so well.

LOL, totally.

Yeah, San Diego is famous for its Pacific Ocean hockey.

I'll pass.