"the thing in my hand... uhm. when, where, wha?"

It's a dildo, and you know it.

I would have never thought of mixing sesame ginger soy with Marinara. I am too scared to try it.

Love is a many-faceted AND simple thing? I don't get it.

You don't even have to go to work. You are a big fat liar.

Dude. You see I want to move to Hawaii maybe but you haven't invited me to your private island!?

Come to think of it, why haven't you invited all of us to your private island?

I missed you too baby.

thanks man.

Oooooh. If you could see into my e-mail folders you would be blushing so damn bad right now.

Yeah, cook more!! Good call. And bring her flowers and tell her nice things........randomly tell her she looks beautiful. My son brings me more flowers and tells me i am pretty more than my husband ever did. Girls need food. water and compliments.

Well, court marshalling for fucking someone is bullshit. That should be private buisiness. Fuck the army. They are fucking with my sex life.

Yeah, rules are fucked up. I didn't sign shit and here i am having to follow them. I just hate the lack of control. Did you see the BS she left all up in my journal. She stalked us on here........didn't have an account for the tits, or the people. Just to spy.

So, you were with a girl that you should have cooked for? And now it's all over?

Cam doesn't buy me flowers. He picks them. I love when he tells me "mommy, you're beautiful."