A man went to see a psychiatrist.

'Doctor, I'm having an identity crisis!' he exclaimed. 'Sometimes I think I'm a teepee and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. Can you help me?'

'Relax, man,' said the doctor. 'You're two tents!'

*Rimshot*

That was bad.
What do you think you're Lufy or something?

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

Because there was a second-hand store across the street.

So, so bad.

Its alive. Somewhat. But my brain hurts. Not to mention my septum.

Didn't you see the Kills last time through? They were with the Fever and someone else. Pretty cool show. They're comin' again I believe.

alright ms. comedy....

thats fantastic......i have a silly stupid joke that no one ever gets cuz your not supposed to....

here goes:

how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?















none....cuz alligators can't fly....

Actually I thought the joke was pretty funny, in a Beavis and Butthead way.