Nooo you have to come to the zoo ever since they locked me away with the lions I'v had nothing but violent pussy cats trying to rip me apart and one more won't hurt...
Yeah, you shoulda been there. Wildness. But thats the great thing about taco Thursday. It comes every week!! Like Christmas. Er, wait . . . . Oh whatever. Now, if you'll excuse me . . . . *scrapes hair off tounge*
yeah, i got really really lit up last night. ping pong, jukebox tunes, 8 whiskey & waters, 5 or 6 beers, a shot or two of apple schnapps. so much for my attempted day on the wagon, eh?
i went dry for 9 days once, back when i was married (one of those bets where if i could stay off booze for 9 days she'd perform a particularly nasty sexual act with me)
Have you ever read "The Life of Pi" ??? It has some interesting points to make about zoos. And life in general. Wonderful book.
You thought something happened to me? Lots has happened to me!!! I hadn't been spending enough time on here, though, too overwhelmed with stuff going on in real life.