You shoulda just taken her to the bathroom and bent her over the toilet, and hit it while saying, "Bitch... I SAID I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS!!!" and then left.
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I looked for you in the search feature, but couldn't find you. If you just hit the linky poo it will take you directly to me, and you can just hit "ADD FRIENDS" and then I will say, "Shane? Oh, he's RAD, of COURSE I will add him as my friend!" and then we will be friends!