sexdwarf

So, Friday after getting out of work, I get back to my bike, which I always park in the parking structure where I work cause its safer (right?); and find it on it's side.

I'd seen it fine only 30 minutes earlier. I call security, they call the cops . . . long story short we end up reviewing the security camera footage (its was pointed directly at my bikes parking spot conveniently enough).

This MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT pulls up in an old redneck infused step-bed Ford, stops next to the space my bike is in, waits a couple seconds, backs up, pulls in, intentionally hitting my bike and knocking it over, pulls out and takes off. Of course the cameras are so shitty you can't make out their face or the license plates even of the stationary cars.

So now I get to waste a claim to my insurance company to fix the side view mirror, bar sliders (thank God they were there to prevent more damage), and an indentation to the fairings (luckily no crack).

I don't believe in genital mutilation for any degree of revenge, therefor death is the only solution if by some luck this ASSHOLE ever crossed my path.