Yay you Goooooood luck Sir

No problem

I was Tura Satana. THANKYOU!! Literally you are the second person who got it!! I thought it was genius but then spent all night explaining to everyone who I was lol Hehe thanks
Agreed thats kinda how I feel tbf. I miss that intimacy with someone but its been so long since I had sex I fear I might kill the next guy I was going to delete that but fuck it ive written it now

I suppose shagged to death wouldnt be a terrible way to die If I had to pick a way that would be super hi on the list. Though please dont be jealous. He will be dead and you will be sailing off into the sunset with your lovely new lassy

Erm....reading that back it sounds a bit odd!!

Pretty and witty...why Sir I do declare Spanks you
I think for me it would depend on the circumstances. Quietly and when I am totally unaware while snoozing on the sofa post Sunday lunch would be my first choice but if I was hit by lightning while being bent over a park bench by a guy with forarm tatts and a accent......well I could rock up to the pearly gates with a grin on my face and my knickers in my handbag Though yes I see what you mean about it not being nice for the other person. Mmm as usual I have taken a scenario and put way to much thought into it.........like the rockstar chocolate wrestling - Thats a story for another time I feel
No sunsets!! Piffle!! Dont sell yourself short your pretty smoking from my view Oh and thanks for the pic comments. You made me giggle