but evilness can be so hot!

isnt it sad that the same Steve Martin made "Cheaper by the Dozen 2" and "Bringing Down the House"

Women are evil, maybe. But you made us so!

I haven't seen The Jerk in so long... I should make it into Movie Night at Goob's Place. ...I mean Malenka's. Whatever.

What? You're just figuring out the 'Evil Women' thing NOW??? Shit man....havent I learned you nuthin???

Im packing up the fucking house. Im thinking beers are in order later on.

Well obviously she wasn't worth keeping. You're lucky she ended it before it got worse. You might have ended up in one of those can't-get-rid-of-her psycho lady situations. Stupid evil women.

Im moving out of this house and down to 4th and Spruce. Woot.

Now what happened? Your night sounded like it was only going to get better after I dropped you off.