I already told you that your first fireworks article was one of the top three reasons I wanted your sex hot and sweaty style. Now you've filled up two of the top three reasons with instructions for blowing things up.
Of course, reason number one is just a drawing of your MMMHMM. Even so, I can't imagine this list will stay under the government's radar for long, as it's far more dangerous than a former Iraqi dictator, and nearly as erotic!
i want to know what you have to say about this whole ridiculous re-election ordeal. i mean, i think i have an idea, but the you in my head is never really as hillarious as the you in real life, or the you giving me head, for that matter. so yeah..
at least we can look at it this way: there won't be a lack of material for you to work with.
Oh man....tears...streaming down face...boyfriend...threatened by laughter.....
the iron chef thing on your site is amazing.
"And think about it: what happens when 13th century France encounters James Brown dance moves? The same thing as when 14th century France encounters it: old timey France is fucked."
You sir, are a genus. If you weren't already practically married, i would beg to be taken on as some kind of sexy comedy intern.
long time...I broke down & joined this morning...got a kegger birthday at nixons tonight...where the fuck are you now? lots of interesting things going on...
I miss you, my brother. I was drunk the other night and thought to myself "I just don't feel drunk without Seanbaby around." I had to drink more to numb the pain I felt inside.
Dude, EGM Mexico's translations fucking suck.
That's why I only buy the real thing.
Also, I love you and all (not really) but why the fuck are you giving out autographs? I mean, I'd go and get one if I lived all the way to the south, but that's because...well, I'm a nerd. Still, have a blast in the cock fight.
I went to Mexico City about a year and a half ago. Be sure to check out the Diego Rivera museum and go climb the Temple of the Sun at Teotihuacan (I probably spelled that wrong). Have a great time!!
**edited to add that I just realized this journal entry was approx 100 years old. Hope you HAD a great time!
happy newyears...I know remember last year at the porn house...things have been pretty fucked here lately...but hopefully this year is better...got a new girlfriend lastweek... she is actually not involved in porn what so ever...
seanbaby where are you?!?! *looks out the window*
hope all is good in your world!
i'll be in the bay area in the beginning of march--maybe i'll see you!
Of course, reason number one is just a drawing of your MMMHMM. Even so, I can't imagine this list will stay under the government's radar for long, as it's far more dangerous than a former Iraqi dictator, and nearly as erotic!