You might be the one rocking faces, but I'm totally rocking everyone's lame buttholes.
In other words, I'm stealing that picture so people will believe the stories of you and I coming down from the heavens to teach this sorry planet how to move to the beat.
HAHA...your girl is so hot in that pic. Sorry you missed my show......yeah......sorry that you suck. No, it's cool...i've ditched out on you but like..at least check out our site. diealloverme.com HEY...what the fuck and how are you doing down there?
I worked that testimonial out in my head while I was buying shoes, so I had plenty of time to rethink the part about peeing on you and decided to post it anyway.
That probably means that I'm just a little bit naughty, and that I multitask like a motherfucker.
Sorry, Sean. I added you as a friend and then accidentally erased you like ten seconds later. Don't ask me how I did it because if I act like I knew what I was doing they might take my Special Olympics medal away from me.
Anyway, so this time I get to make the friend request.
As for your offer to eat my underwear off of me, it's very tempting. But since your underwear eating superpowers probably don't extend across a mountain range and several fruited plains...you'll just have to respect me for my mind's panties for now.
dude you make me laugh until i pee myself.. then I laugh harder... you bring so much joy to my sad, sad, yellow life... keep up the good work...
(keep livin' the dream, sean...( that's what i tell all the bums on the beach too....))