Impressive.

haha, you are my hero.

hehe you in little yellow underwear makes me giggle!

while sprayuiung chris's hair bright red we thought he might as well just go as you this year... then we made him put on his costume

that's awesome!

HO-LEE SHIT. I knew I loved you man, but wow. Btw, the word is: your scripts are the tightest from people @ Chico and Guapo.


miss you!

Macgay

Rock on.

So this is what it feels like to have 24 inch pythons runnin' wild all over me.

I just realized how completely not straight that sounds.

Heyy! I found your hilarious site somehow, and I posted a thread about your dirty dancing video review in the internet meme group.

Thanks for your hilarity.

FYI, you're overdue for the annual sighting.

I outright idolize you. The Super-Friends page will remain in my memory long after I forget my social security number and the face of my first love.

You make a good Hulk...sans the steroid muscles and the overly fake tan.

You mean THE Seanbaby from The Wave Magazine? I LOOOOOOOOOOVE every movie review and have been slowly catching up on the stupid lawsuits that are archived!

I was super pissed when I moved and couldn't find it anymore. Then I found it online, now, here you are!!!

You are my hero and I dub you Captain Sarcastic.

Thanks for lighting up my days!!!

You're rad. And I know your secret...

I know that your right leg isn't a leg at all. I know for a fact that a Klingon-related accident claimed your limb...

So now it's a colossal dong with a shoe on the end of it.

I wanna make man-love to you.

You're not fooling anyone.

why are you so awesome?

And how can I be more like you?

Hey Sean -

Good call on new comic day -

if you have a second - you might dig a comic I'm doing with some friends - it will be out in May from Image

The Last Christmas

The movie wasn't half as good as the one in my head, where my mutant power was hot sex, and I lesbianed all over Anna Paquin. Afterwards I had to run away from my friends to throw up in the Hollywood Theater restroom. It was awesome. I thought of you.

Just read your profile blurb-y things...Have I mentioned lately that you rock?!!!! Get your ass back to LA already, homie!!!!

i didnt know you had an sg account! your articles are god

nice pic, brother

=-> Alecks

Sir, while I realize that he has denied you the opportunity in the past, on behalf of videogamers across the globe, I humbly request that you destroy Uwe Boll before he ruins another game franchise. PLEASE!

Come back, motherfucker! We need you!

Well... Not me...

I just need you.

In a total non-gay way.

I promise.

the good old days when boys would be boys and go to embers then eat out the roxy

Ran across some old pr0m photos and saw your mean mug. Are you dead?