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There once was a mermaid called MArtha Catapults. She live in a cloud because she was made of hotpink lightning bolts. One fine early autumn day, someone knocked at her cloud door. "Who is that knocking at my door?" she said. "It is I , your merry companion and comrade in mischief , the Churny Burny bird!"
said a voice, who actually was the Churny Burny bird. "Lets get fuccccccked up!" said the bird, who did not believe in gender "Hells yeah!" said Martha Catapults, and she invited the bird in.
They proceeded to get fucked up on space-tea and thunderpies, until they could barely walk and merely leaned badly against things and attempted more or less successfully to replacing their addled vocabulary with wild gesturing.
"Whooooooooooaaaeeeooeoe" said martha, falling over an antique ming vase that was cluttering up the place. "Churny Burny! we needs some deep fried creme eggs, coz my face is numb and .... shit"
"thats.... a such good ideas Martha. Help me up from this table accidents and we'll get in the moon car and ...yeah"
So after various crashings, flailings, and splayments they managed to get into Martha's mooncar.
"You know ..." said Martha, trying to find her Prismeon wand to start the car, "I'm changing my name! I wanna be DeeDee Cannons" . "Shit , you always been DeeDee Cannons to me" said the Churny Burny bird.
"what?" said DeeDee. "No I ,meean that is like it's always been, like no it's right but I know.." said the bird.
"But.. I.. oh you mean.. oh! "
"thats it.. I think.."
"yup"
This tedium continued for awhile but eventually the sassy duo managed to stop being such fuck-ups enough to get the Moon-car started.
VAZZZZooooom went the Moon-Car, down down down, through the Habitium Cirruculumus , and vuuuuub along the tops of the gizzard trees, and waaaaaaathomp.
The moon-car was parked outside the Disco-snakes Fry-porium.
And the Churny-Burny bird and DeeDee Cannons got out of the Moon-car, and got a nice booth near the fake flowers, and ordered deep fried creme eggs, hamburger buns, fake grass and chups. They ate themselves up to the very fringes of a chasmous food coma , couldn't find the wand, and had to sleep in the car.
THE END
p.s the Disco-Snake was a ghost, motivated by caring.
There once was a mermaid called MArtha Catapults. She live in a cloud because she was made of hotpink lightning bolts. One fine early autumn day, someone knocked at her cloud door. "Who is that knocking at my door?" she said. "It is I , your merry companion and comrade in mischief , the Churny Burny bird!"
said a voice, who actually was the Churny Burny bird. "Lets get fuccccccked up!" said the bird, who did not believe in gender "Hells yeah!" said Martha Catapults, and she invited the bird in.
They proceeded to get fucked up on space-tea and thunderpies, until they could barely walk and merely leaned badly against things and attempted more or less successfully to replacing their addled vocabulary with wild gesturing.
"Whooooooooooaaaeeeooeoe" said martha, falling over an antique ming vase that was cluttering up the place. "Churny Burny! we needs some deep fried creme eggs, coz my face is numb and .... shit"
"thats.... a such good ideas Martha. Help me up from this table accidents and we'll get in the moon car and ...yeah"
So after various crashings, flailings, and splayments they managed to get into Martha's mooncar.
"You know ..." said Martha, trying to find her Prismeon wand to start the car, "I'm changing my name! I wanna be DeeDee Cannons" . "Shit , you always been DeeDee Cannons to me" said the Churny Burny bird.
"what?" said DeeDee. "No I ,meean that is like it's always been, like no it's right but I know.." said the bird.
"But.. I.. oh you mean.. oh! "
"thats it.. I think.."
"yup"
This tedium continued for awhile but eventually the sassy duo managed to stop being such fuck-ups enough to get the Moon-car started.
VAZZZZooooom went the Moon-Car, down down down, through the Habitium Cirruculumus , and vuuuuub along the tops of the gizzard trees, and waaaaaaathomp.
The moon-car was parked outside the Disco-snakes Fry-porium.
And the Churny-Burny bird and DeeDee Cannons got out of the Moon-car, and got a nice booth near the fake flowers, and ordered deep fried creme eggs, hamburger buns, fake grass and chups. They ate themselves up to the very fringes of a chasmous food coma , couldn't find the wand, and had to sleep in the car.
THE END
p.s the Disco-Snake was a ghost, motivated by caring.
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