ANOTHER CRAP STORY WITH PRINCESS
There once was a beautiful gorilla called Stalin . He was so beautiful , the other gorillas made him read a history book, so he could realize his namesake was a complete fuck head. This back fired, for it gave Stalin the idea to climb to the top of the pecking order and have all his rivals stabbed in the heads with ice picks.
THe end
Sailor Scrap princess sez:
True story, Stalin the human actually had people research if you could make half gorilla half humans with sex.
Russia: not so good at biology. SPOILER ALERT: no you can't, you have to just make them with a chainsaw and an industrial strength sewing machine like everyone else.
SEEYA
There once was a beautiful gorilla called Stalin . He was so beautiful , the other gorillas made him read a history book, so he could realize his namesake was a complete fuck head. This back fired, for it gave Stalin the idea to climb to the top of the pecking order and have all his rivals stabbed in the heads with ice picks.
THe end
Sailor Scrap princess sez:
True story, Stalin the human actually had people research if you could make half gorilla half humans with sex.
Russia: not so good at biology. SPOILER ALERT: no you can't, you have to just make them with a chainsaw and an industrial strength sewing machine like everyone else.
SEEYA