scientistofsleep

so i turned 23, big swinging mickey- i hate my birthday, they do nothing but annoy me. for once could i just have a nice normal b.day. i almost got away with no one at work finding out too, but someone over heard me saying something vague, remembered, i did get chocolate cake.

things i learnt in the last 24 hours: how to make them balloon animals. part of me has been nicknamed westminister, 2 pints of beer will affect ya if you dont eat, desperate housewives is not a good show, i need to meet a girl i like, football is a weird sport, women love expensive bags, the 'kettle of fish' does a great veggie burger...ah in my maturity i am clearly...erm...maturing...