RE: "you know what i hate about porn? guys wearing white socks and sneakers. dude, if you're going to get naked, GET NAKED!!! why the sneakers it makes zero sense."

No way, dudette: I wear the sneakers for traction! With looks like mine, I need to "up" the performance, if you know what I mean.

okay, so nock socks and sneakers. what about a hat and scarf, and nothing else?



like this:



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Well maybe you should try harder, and find cooler porn. I think looking up "goth porn" on google images will probably find some. Meaning millions of results.

and if someone won't help you, "kick his ass, seabass!"

Have a fun weekend. Any time you're bored, IM me at jackalnoir i'm usually near.
Cheers!

your so cute. you always make me smile when I read your journals or comments. you sound like fun.
Im sorry you are disapointed with porn lately. Thats no good.

I normally am ALL about going off on a tangent all of a sudden, but right now, I just dont feel like it. Can I get back to you on that? The beer is keeping me mellow.
Have fun tonight!

Haha, i know what you mean about the guys wearing socks and sneakers. It's quite funny. It kind of takes some of the sexual feeling away so it just lookd like a job rather then pleasure. If that makes any sense...

I'm wearing eyeliner and black nail polish right now. I am sexay!!!!

Dude. Quit watching 80's porn. Too bad filesharing is kaput.
Have a good one and say hi to EM for me.

Ok so that guy is just fricken disturbing.


I gotta go take a shower now.

I've ranted and raved to you enough. I still owe you like ... a zillion free rants and raves.

that is INCREDIBLY AWESOME about selling your product.

And you're just too cute for words.

I bought some green apple smeeling dish soap. It tastes like soap. Damn they keep fooling me!!. I whish someone would invent something to put in dog foos to make thier shit smell like popcorn. Maybe not popcron,but that was the first thing to come to mind.

you are a silly girl- but the porn rantings are right on!

congrats on the products you are developing- will we get to try some here in the us?

Well ... I must say ... Pad Thai is Thai food ... which is from Thailand ... not China.

Nice try though.

But yes ... we have such things as Chinese food restaurants. Some of them are even cat free!

*huggles and cuddles her* I miss you a lot for some reason right now even though it hasn't been all that long since we chatted and you just messaged me on AIM. I should stop typing here and click that orange glowing box and see what you have to say and subtly flirt with you.

Wow, a compliment from the hottest girl on the site
I hope you're having a great weekend.

I once saw French Fries on a Chinese food menu. What's your point? Them crazy Chinese people will make anything and call it Chinese.

As for this snow dealy you speak of ... never seen it. What's it like?

Huh? I thought they were Swedish??

Damnit ... someone has some 'splaining to do.

Well ... it's true ... the Chinese do eat some REALLLLLLY weird things.

And not to be mean ... but unless you've seen my mom ... you wouldn't know that what you said was actually a diss to the Chinese place that had my mom on it's menu.

What was the dish called "Complaining fatty chicken"?

Aren't penises amazing?

Anyways ... was this a tiny fancy part of the place, or did you just have a lot of food in you?

Actually ... I don't really need to know about your puking habits at the age of 8. 25 maybe ... but not 8.

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STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY.

Even though I know you're joking, that made me feel sad.

You don't understand how much I want to know about you ... but choose not to ask questions to stay out of the creepy area.

Thank you for the birthday congratulations and wishes of happiness. They were very much appreciated. I can't help but notice, however, that apparently no one took me up on my offer of a few of my pounds here and there as I am still, so far as I and a $20.00 scale are able to determine, fat. Perhaps next year.


p.s., I'd say something naughty about traction or sneakers and such, but whom would I be fooling: I'm waaaaay too old for you, girl.

I have no dirty dishes at my house, youc an move in wheneve ryou want.

I know what you mean about ugly dudes in porn. That's why I thought I'd set up a company that makes porn both sexes can enjoy.

HELLO MONKEY!

Hi there

I saw your pictures in the IBTC and came by to say hi because you're purty. isn't this a great site. "Hi, I saw your boobs, let's be friends"

I loved your rant. Sometime when I'm not barging in uninvited to your journal I'll rant away.

Until then I hope you're well.