Hello babydolls! Thank you for the compliments on my IBT set! I love you. 
Lots of people ask me about where I live. The answer is yes, I do in fact live on Christmas Island. I do live in a gingerbread house with gumdrops and candy canes. And we do sing carols all year long. Sometimes the songs can really get to you though.
That's us:
See the island above slightly to the right? It's called Java. I go there for coffee and that is where I got hooked and why I have the caffeine molecule tattooed on my back. It also is the home of the famous 'script.'
Anyway, back to Christmas Island. If you go deep into the woods and find a circle of trees with beautiful doors, you can find me in the door that is in the shape of a tree. Youll see Christmas Towne. Thats where I live. Em and I frolic and throw snowballs and have dreams of sugarplums every day.
Jack and Sally live around the corner from us each summer in their summer home. Their kids are really cool. Em plays with them all the time. That Jack is a real lush. He could drink me under the table in whiskey sours like your wouldnt believe. Sallys awesome. She loves my quilts and gives me some good tips for at home surgery when my limbs come off. We go to a once a week sewing circle where we gossip like washwomen with all the other girls and talk about our sex lives. Tim Burton and oogie boogie like to dress like women sometimes and come to our meetings. Theyre so sneaky.
Here are some interesting facts about Christmas Island:
Due to our remote location, off the coast of Australia, we are tax exempt. But not fax exempt.
There are NO ATMs on the Island.
We have the biggest population of red crabs in the world. They can be found in our forests. Not in our pants.
When the prime minister addresses the nation, he always starts off with a "your mom" joke.
Pretty much all the people here are hot and naked.
Our main industry is tourism. At one time it was phosphate mining but it has been since closed down.
It is punishable by jail time to call it Xmas Island. We don't fucking abbreviate.
Almost 2/3 of the territory is considered national park.
The official sport is CUDDLING. mmmmmmmmmm......
The population is about 1500 people, so every one knows everyone. Honey, I know who ALL the sluts are.
Well, I am off to do some cliff diving, then our daily margarita time, followed by some naked hot guys coming over to fan me with a big leaf while I sip my drink. I wish they would vaccum sometimes but I wont be picky.
Much lovin,
Schoolgirl
Xoxoxoxo
PS. I know my story doesn't add up, but please don't pee in my champagne. haha
PPS. If you know my reality, don't disclose it please.
Lots of people ask me about where I live. The answer is yes, I do in fact live on Christmas Island. I do live in a gingerbread house with gumdrops and candy canes. And we do sing carols all year long. Sometimes the songs can really get to you though.
That's us:
See the island above slightly to the right? It's called Java. I go there for coffee and that is where I got hooked and why I have the caffeine molecule tattooed on my back. It also is the home of the famous 'script.'
Anyway, back to Christmas Island. If you go deep into the woods and find a circle of trees with beautiful doors, you can find me in the door that is in the shape of a tree. Youll see Christmas Towne. Thats where I live. Em and I frolic and throw snowballs and have dreams of sugarplums every day.
Jack and Sally live around the corner from us each summer in their summer home. Their kids are really cool. Em plays with them all the time. That Jack is a real lush. He could drink me under the table in whiskey sours like your wouldnt believe. Sallys awesome. She loves my quilts and gives me some good tips for at home surgery when my limbs come off. We go to a once a week sewing circle where we gossip like washwomen with all the other girls and talk about our sex lives. Tim Burton and oogie boogie like to dress like women sometimes and come to our meetings. Theyre so sneaky.
Here are some interesting facts about Christmas Island:
Due to our remote location, off the coast of Australia, we are tax exempt. But not fax exempt.
There are NO ATMs on the Island.
We have the biggest population of red crabs in the world. They can be found in our forests. Not in our pants.
When the prime minister addresses the nation, he always starts off with a "your mom" joke.
Pretty much all the people here are hot and naked.
Our main industry is tourism. At one time it was phosphate mining but it has been since closed down.
It is punishable by jail time to call it Xmas Island. We don't fucking abbreviate.
Almost 2/3 of the territory is considered national park.
The official sport is CUDDLING. mmmmmmmmmm......
The population is about 1500 people, so every one knows everyone. Honey, I know who ALL the sluts are.
Well, I am off to do some cliff diving, then our daily margarita time, followed by some naked hot guys coming over to fan me with a big leaf while I sip my drink. I wish they would vaccum sometimes but I wont be picky.
Much lovin,
Schoolgirl
Xoxoxoxo
PS. I know my story doesn't add up, but please don't pee in my champagne. haha
PPS. If you know my reality, don't disclose it please.
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The crab thing kinda freaks me out but the rest sounds so fun... plus you are there.