Here's 2 more gems...
Moon of the Wolf, 1972 Color
A dark (as in lack of light), dubiously shot movie where a group of bayou (?) yokals mumble their way through swamp dialog about the death of a young woman. The locals organize a wild dog hunt since she was torn apart by canines, but the sheriff knows something...she was murdered! After a few more murders, we know the loup-garou did it. Now the hunt is on to find out who is the loup-garou. A little bait-and-switch is attempted, but then the culprit is revealed. Or confirmed, for those of you who figured it out early. I won't say who the loup-garou is, but this person looks FABULOUS in salmon-colored pants and fangs. Favorite lines:
Sheriff: "Can you bend steel bars?"
Yokal 7: "Nupe."
Sheriff: "Then I guess you aren't a suspect anymore."
It was really hard to get any clear dialog, but I guess my second favorite lines were:
Yokal 1: "Mumble mumble muble." Knocks on wall. "MUMBLE MUMBLE SHOTGUN and MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE SHOES!"
Yokal 2: "Mumble mumble dogs howling mumble? Mumble mumble mumble m'mumble."
Yokal 1: "Mumble mumble mumble dogs. Mumble mumble mumble."
You can see why it was hard to choose a favorite.
She Gods of Shark Reef, 1958 Color-ish
Ah, 1958, when Hawaii was still a Territory. Two brothers are rescued from a storm and taken to a company island inhabited, seemingly, by women wearing aggressively patterned dresses who dive for pearls. Many Hawaiian dances and songs occur. The brothers search for a way off the island before the authorities find them. Apparently they have done shadier things in the past than wearing those lava-lava skirts. Eventually one brother falls for a girl, she falls for him (since she has never seen a man before), but it's forbidden and evil, gods disapprove, girl to be sacrificed, yada yada. Seriously, this movie is like having a concussion. Things happen for no reason, you blink and suddenly it's the next day, there is a guest house when visitors are forbidden, boom mics drift into view. Favorite lines:
Girl: "I go with Chris?"
Girl: "Chris take me?"
Girl: "I leave with Chris?"
Girl: "I go boat with Chris?"
She sure had a lot of questions about their future. And that She God? It was a statue in the ocean.
You know, I suspect they have missed the whole concept of what Sci Fi is about. Maybe things will pick up as we go along.