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Wednesday May 26, 2004

May 26, 2004
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So I missed a spot shaving this morning, and being borderline obsessive compulsive I ran out and bought a cheap little disposable.

Slashed myself something fierce. Now I sit at my desk bleeding.

Oh, yeah, this will be a good day.

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TV is effectively over for me. Angel has now ended, Home Movies past on in an untimely manner in April, and the new Family Guy isn't rumoured to start till next January.

You're dead to me, TV. Dead. Dead. Dead.

At least I still have the porn channels.

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In a surreal little cinematic moment, a co-worker just walked by and asked if that's my blood.

"Some of it, yeah".

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Song of the moment: "Seven" - Rein Sanction
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
vim:
nice...that leg tri-set made me wanna puke just readin it....gonna give it a whack tomorrow.

\m/
May 26, 2004
shiva8:
some of it? i bet you got the raised eyebrow trout look. on the bright side at least it was just your face. i recently had a "grooming" accident myself... i leave that for you to figure out. owie.
May 26, 2004

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