Nice too meet you too.

Yeah, well, you're a BOY. Of COURSE you can.

But you do hate vomit as much as I do, which is just fabulous. So I guess I can forgive you.

Yeah. We can try to set something up. I work a lot in the evenings, but I'm sure we can figure out a day.

Sorry we didn't have a chance to get a cup of coffee. I didn't see your note until I got home.

Totally.

Ok.

Sorry...I have a date tomorrow.

Yeah yeah yeah.

I wasn't trying to say I didn't think I was hot before, ha. Just that suddenly, other people seem to think so, too...or at least that suddenly other people have decided to do something about it!!

Yeah. I wasn't counting giving my number to new friends, 'cause then the number would be much higher. I was counting people who were hitting on me, asking for the number to ask me out later, ya know.

I dunno. I was told once that I was highly intimidating, just seeming so ridiculously confident that people were afraid to approach me. This was told to me by a guy I was dating at the time, who had, in fact, taken a long ass time to actually approach me LIKE THAT...we were friends for a while first. So maybe I've lost confidence in myself, or something.

Or maybe I've gained, in some ways. Because when this guy told me that, I laughed in his face..."I'm the farthest thing from confident!" I told him. "I'm just a good actress!" Maybe now I've gained enough confidence to actually smile at people I find interesting, and to make first moves....

Or maybe I'm just randomly overproducing pheremones.

You two. YOU two. YOU TWO were intimidated by me?

*eyes cross humorously as she tried to comprehend this*


Wait. You mean, like, YOU TWO??

Okay...I think I see what you mean now. It's still humorous to me, though.




How recently are we talking, here, just out of curiosity?

Nah, it's fine. Just one more way my life is weird!

I just sort of randomly ended up in this mood...would have been no way to warn you.