I would pay real american dollars to see you flying down the street in a hamster ball. Especially through an outdoor market or street fair -- just bodies and baubles flying everywhere. Then, of course, there are those unfortunate chaps crossing the street with that huge plate of glass...

I'm sure if you write the people at American Gladiators...they can find one of the giant hamster ball things they used for the AtlasSphere competition. They aren't using them.

Google "Hockey Hip Check"...perfect it...you'll never leave the Fight Club circle.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend

I would love to stay and chat, but I have to get back to the bin before they realise I'm gone

ick, i hate the thought of drinking coffee and i don't drink it... i do like coffee flavored ice cream and candy though
coincidentally, my friend told me san diego pd has a thing on thursdays(tuesday? one of the t days anyway) where you can go to the beach and fight each other with boxing gloves with police supervision, and he said it's called thursday night fight club... it's a similar concept to run what you brung (i don't even think they call it that anymore) where you coukld go to the drag strip and race your car against others and cop cars and the cops sponsored it so there would be less illegal street racing.
of course i should check teh fight club thing out cause that would be cool if it's true, but he's so full of shit all the time i don't actually believe him
the paragraph breaks look wierd, i'm used to your blogs just going and going and going
your giant hamster ball idea reminds me of an idea i have: you know those push popper fake lawn mowr toys for kids,

when you push it the wheels turn a crank that drives a central disk in the center up and down and when it pops up the balls go flying everywhere while you puish it? i want one of those for kids to ride in, like a spring loaded trampoline floor and a huge plastic dome to cover it, so you can pull/push it (or hook it to your bike) and the kids can roll around in it while you're walking them, like a nifty play stroller

I actually enjoyed the stream of consciousness approach to writing. It's like reading Joyce , always a challenge but worth it

mmmm cheese Well, I suppose thats better than not enjoying it

Where is that place? I need a chihuahua with less than 120,000 miles on it. Maybe a pug that I can part out.

know what song would not leave my head all goddamn day? Here's a hint: there's a horn section and some stupid guy with a can of soup on his head. THANKS A LOT.

sorry about your guy's band. And you're probably justified at being angry, but you do know that we are not really wired to be especially thoughtful, right? It doesn't excusethis sort of stuff, but it doesn't mean he doesn't value you.

coffee: somewhere I have a little mini zine called "coffee... life's black blood". It's like 15 or so years old. the only thing that pops into my mind from it was a short poem that went something like this:

She says to me
What would you do?
if you were no longer able
to drink your coffee?

I reply please dear
do not worry yourself.
I would eat the beans.

Deanmoriarty says reading your rants is "like reading Joyce." WOW! That is an awesome compliment.

I vote for not trying the breaks again. It just does not work for you babe! And to the boy, he needs to chill. Ever notice what babies guys are? This is pointed out to me quite often by my significant other over and over. It makes me sulk and whine!

First off, thanks for the compliment - I like your style too.

Secondly, I think you did a nice job of paragraphing. Of course, there is something to be said about just letting it flow - especially when that is how things normally go around in your head. I have an editorial mindset, so I'm actually envious of 'generators' such as yourself (it's one of the main reasons I was never good writing my own papers in school).

how cute. your adoring fans can understand you if you dont adhere to their rigid grammatical standards. lame. i say write the biggest run-on sentence and paragraph that has ever existed.