hera:
ha ha ha! I don't know why but it reminds me of the "kids in the Hall" where a man and his wife are leaving to go out all dressed up and the car won't start so he lifts up the hood, takes a look, then tells his wife "try now". She turns the ignition and nothing happens. then he fiddles with something, "try now". nothing. then he kicks the front tire "try now". nothing. The he closes the hood. "try now".... then he kicks the back tire... ha ha ha. oink
xerxes:
biggrin biggrin biggrin hahaha - I'll post a proper comment as soon as I stop laughing...
mrcleen:
You simply replace the valve cover gasket yourself...no need to go to the dealer. I don't get it. Why is that funny? wink wink
xerxes:
haha MC
mrcleen:
Attack fleas....hmmm....if they can be trained to do circus acts...they certainly can be trained to attack.

Remember how I was whining and bitching about my company forcing me to use a Blackberry....I just got it today and I love it. Of course, I haven't programmed it to do anything useful for my job yet...but whateva.

You've been using "drive by" a lot...remember where I grew up...**dives under desk** biggrin biggrin kiss
savana:
your right, I have been using that term alot.. hahaha- do you remember that Henry Rollins albulm "Henrietta Collins and The Wife Beating Child Haters" it had that song in it.... "gonna get in my car and go, go, go/ gonna drive to a neighborhood/ kill someone we don't know/ driiive byyy shooooting.." ahhhh, crazy ol Henrietta... a song for the people by the people. HAHA.. whuuuuutttt? I've got to take the caffiine down a notch



rosaleigh:
Ooohhhh thank you Savana! You're quite a knock-out yourself. wink kiss
xerxes:
Live on the edge, take it up a notch!
tiger_fodder:
I guess it depends what he meant by a little oil leaking. If it has been leaking for a while it could mean a bigger problem. I would wait until it was day and then check it out.

What? Did I miss something? Hey look the TV is on, and baseball is on. What was I doing outside again? That girl in the beer commercials has huge boobs.
mrcleen:
I agree with X....take it up a notch...sissy. wink smile
savana:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA and thus- the caffine freak out is upon us wink thanks fellas.. smile And Hera, Rosaleigh... I'm takin' ya with me!! hahah
mrcleen:
Oh wait...you don't have derby practice after work do you? I don't want you to kill anyone....or wear your fancy new wheels down to the rim in one practice. wink
savana:
OH MY GOD. If you could hear the conversation that I'm having with a guy on the phone right now at work, your jaw would hit the ground. This guy, currently- is asking me how the horoscopes in our paper have helped him since awhile back ago he got into an accident and when he got home his wife showed him the current horoscopes which basically said "look out for the tree george" and now he wants to know how that- by reading them after the actual accident took place, how that helped him. Now he's cussing, and I think slurring his words slightly. Dear god. I love my job, I love my job, I love my job. I think tonight........ I Drink. Tomorrow- I Derby. By Friday, I'll be freaking golden.


I know it's silly, but I like the dogs fat roll. Funny stuff.

OH- did I mention that I hate wingnuts.
mrcleen:
I'm sorry...I just wanted you to know that your horoscopes were very good...better than Miss Cleo...I didn't think I was slllurrring thaaat muuch. Mean lady at the paper. biggrin
savana:
HHAHHAh ahhh thank you. I needed that. That guy was ummmm... touched in the head.
tiger_fodder:
Go ahead and scare me...send me the link...and when I lay awake in the middle of the night, I will come here and curse you! kiss
punt:
I love that one....heard it before.

Again, I miss SC. I want a Red Room bloody mary STAT!
spud_bliss:
wingnuts... like the nuts with wings on them that you can hand tighten onto a bolt? confused why would you hate those?

i love that dear abby letter.biggrin what did abby respond to that guy?
weso:
Leaky valve covers are easy to fix.
assh0le:
Yeah, my brother sent me that one about four years back.

I think my other (older) brother then sent it to me two years after. He had just (finally) gotten on the net, so for about a year he was forwarding me stuff that made me think, "Welcome to 2001!"

I had that Henrietta Collins record on vinyl. No idea where it is right now. I should see if it's on iTunes. It probably is out of print or I'd have to scour the used bins to find it on CD.

"Cut it off, the whole thing! Wipe that shit off your mouth! Put it in an envelope, mail it to me, P.O Box..."