Wow, YOU'RE A SHARK!?! Coooool
i don't drink coffee... i try not to walk into coffee houses either. starbucks especially, when i finally lose it my campaign of burning the world down will start with all the starbucks... Fucking Starbucks
donuts sound ymuuy. i should go to my moms now, my sis made a bunch of brownies last night

Take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath, sweetie.

The hooker DID turn out to be a dude!

Do you know him?

No...I got dragged out to a show Sunday night. It was the wrong night....the show we wanted to see was on Monday. STUPID. The worst part of it was the fact that it was the WORST BAND I'VE EVER HAD TO SIT THROUGH IN MY LIFE.

Like, REALLY bad. I thought I was on candid camera...swear to god.

You are soooo far from being nuts and I always look forward to your little rants

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!

I need to get me some of that stuff you drink!

coffee pimps.... a low form of pusher if ever there was one.

Always keep an eye out for the 'supervisor' on duty... that'll generally be the reason behind this envigorated customer service overload.

Your Noni sounds sweet! --- suprising that you didn't turn out to be uber-lardy with a granny like that!
(I also thing it's way cute that you call her Noni --- that's lovely!)

heh --- JAZZ FINS!!! *waves jazz fins in your direction*

I loved the Jazz Fins too....too funny! The Noni rant was dead on....My Nona was the same way! I miss the old lady....I was going to write broad...but she was not a broad in any way.

I kinda remember something about shinola from the jerk, but I'm not sure what... However I do know that shinola is a shoe shine. It's black or dark brown and while it probably doesn't smell especially good, I am confident in my ability to pick it out from actual shit.
Derby girls are the best thing since twinkies and tab (did I get that right?) Have you gals duked it out with our Neanderdolls yet? Italian grandma? I sure do miss my Nana. Hell yes on the black coffee, I guarantee that shark ain't drinking any frapa-mocha-whatevers.