So what you are trying to say is that when you start to giggle, soon everybody else starts to giggle as well? Muffins are glorified cakes? Damn, they got me fooled
yeah, I especially like how the blueberry muffins everywhere are coated with 1/8 inch of sugar crystals! like that's better than icing, and you are telling yourself yer not eating a cupcake! of course people actually think a caramel frappacino isn't a friggin' milkshake!
i always think of muffins as perfection, and cake as a glorified muffin, gettin all uppity with layers and frosting and shit damn cake, thinking it's better than me, FUCKING CAKE!
mmm, i want to go get a muffin now
and you know, it's not a real workout unless you hurt yourself or puke
Every morning i buy a coffee from my lil cafe next to work and the woman kindly offers me a free muffin... every morning i turn it down! --- I've been wise to that mini-cake, belly-enhancing mind trick for years! --- If i'd combined mini-cakes for breakfast with beers for dessert then I'd be the size of a.... (insert large innanimate object here)
I think your muscles hate you. --- take a night off from doing anything and have a round table conference with them - let each one speak their mind - and let the almighty brain adjuducate... only through open dialogue will their be any form of synchonicity within... (don't let those bastard thigh muscles dominate the debate - just coz they're bigger doesn't mean they can push around those others muscles!)
(i told ya this would happen if you accepted my friendship!)
I am sooo sore, my body was screaming stop on Friday but I ignored it's pleas. It must be the masculinity instilled in me as a child with the words "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" or my fucked up way of proving to myself I can do anything I put my mind to- either way... body aches! aggghhh! .... and yet can't wait till another practice, I am totally addicted. AND I can not say thank you enough for giving me the calender and such- you have been such a sweetheart.
p.s.- are lowfat muffins still glorified little cakes? Because I was hoping maybe that would make it a muffin? I don't want any extra guilt than my catholic upbringing has brought me! I couldn't stand the thought that I might actually be eating a CAKE for breakfast and not a muffin! Plus don't cakes have frosting?
Weso.. I knew you'd pull through on the 80's quote
Tallboy... I've heard about places like that where you can buy just the muffin top... it's brilliant and mean all at the same time.. since... if your going to have a muffin.. be an Equal Opportunist Muffin-Eater.... give the whole muffin a day in the sun. haha.. just teasing. Also, if we ever went out drinking together, it be perfect... since I'm over it by midnight too... unless its Vegas- then all bets are off
Hera.... we're in luck, I just stocked up on the Tiger Balm & Arnica gel. Now we strain all the muscles we want! haha...... I Fear No Derby Also.. hahahha.. your muffin rational is rad, if there's ever a muffin in need of legal council, I'm sending it to you
Well gang... it's Tuesday. Anything we should put on the table and rant about? I'm going to your blogs... and I"m gonna stir up some trouble.. haha.. just teasing. Maybe..
hahah.. you and the Lunachicks. they've got a song about Sporks.
in other news.. here's me & some of the girls in an Outdoor Endurance drill.. hahhaha :
FORM FIRST... above all else. haha.. and don't laugh at my socks- it was laundry day.
All my cool one's were busy.
Here's a no make-up, grinning-like-an-idiot shot....
and last... Adri-Enemy, Malicious Monica, Rya Riot & TallCan, just 40 hangin around...
*hmm.. for some reason this photo didn't come up- I'll give it another go here shortly
The Boozefest got postponed until 6/30. Jim had to take his wife to the hospital this weekend.