Since I, for some stupid reason, forgot to say it earlier today...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT BAG!
And I'm sorry I didn't join in on the pirate festivites today. I honestly thought we were all going to the same place for brunch, but, as you may have noticed, we didn't. Oh well.
Did you hear about the doctor who paid his way through medical school by moonlighting as a pornstar?
They fired him, cuz he kept pulling the needle out and squirting it in the patients' face.
I'm really sorry to hear that there are familiy problems. I'm sure you saw my journals earlier this summer when my mom was sick. That was some serious shit. I hope things have a good resolution for you and yours.
Regarding your recent birthday: I'm sure it was a blast. I'm sure it was a great. I'm sure it was a great birthday...
I will try to, however I'm pretty sure Missy and her are freaked out by me... Only Arika wasn't scared, but that's understandable because Paul has a similar sick sense of humor.
I SHALL TALK TO HER!
Oh jeez, you must chronicle this, because this whole process will be emasculating yet hilarious.
I am sorry about your cousin! I hope you and your family are doing ok.
As for finding something not too Jesusy in the Bible - the problem (at least as far as the New Testament goes) is that once you get past the gospels, most of the rest was written by St Paul and frankly, given the choice, I'd rather have the Jesusy stuff!!!
