Sounds like you got yourself a keeper . Atleast you realize it , thats more than most . I'm late to work everyday . Then again I'm always on call so I don't know how thats possible , but my boss says I'm late all the time . Are you ready to have a mudflap hangin party ? Be easy .

see?.......look whos laughing now....youve got some perfect love there.....fuck your dad in the ass!

not litereally obviously haha