I wish those leftovers were mine!

Yeah, check my out!

I have so many leftovers, but I'm still going out to eat because my favorite barbecue place is closing its doors on Sunday.

I dunno. That color scheme isn't right. I don't know where I'd even look for one.

I don't own any scarfs.

A burberry scarf?

hey, we havent talked in while, you should call and vent to me when mom's guilt trip hits.

Tell your mom to stuff it, you're spending Christmas with the Easter Bunny.