I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm getting ready to go watch my sister go into hysterics because she's going to let some man inject ink into her body. Fun.

Call me if you need to talk. Inanimate objects should be OUR bitches, not the other way around.

Damn, not a good way to start the day.

Maybe your profile pic is bad luck?

*hugs*

hope the day gets better.

Eeeeeee. Way to steal my movies.

Have you read The Silmarillion yet. Man oh man that will activate all kinds of dormant areas in your brain.

I bet you've walked right by me in winco (one of my slave quarters) and never even knew it. Some ninja you are.

I'm slightly afraid to ask what the inanimate object is.

Yeah, that looks lucky... At least the poor little pup hasn't had bad luck in television. Thank goodness you didn't put up a picture of Norm MacDonald.

So what was it?

Viva La Nerd Tits!

Oh shit, Chris Elliot turned into a little fuzzy dog! Quick, somebody call the--eh, actually, would anybody really miss Chris Elliot?

Damn you and your Richard Simmons!! I shrieked like a pre-pubescent girl and lept out of my chair--I think I slipped a disc!

Every time I look into those eyes I think of Vigo from Ghostbusters II. Remember when Dan Akroyd was taking those pictures of the painting up close, he looked into the eyes and saw the rivers of that pink slime that they later found was flowing under NY? That's what I think every time I see THIS:



AAHHHHHHH! VIIIIIGOOOO SIMMMMONNNNSSS!

I wasn't saying anything! Just saying I was slightly afraid.....I mean you never know, what with what you've told me about the basement of your house and all!

Christmas? We'll have to see what's going. I may be doing my annual christmas at the Twilight exit. Or working graveyard at Target.

I actually meant to ask what everyone was doing for thanksgiving....I'm spacing out and somehow wrote christmas.

The vision?

You callin me gay!!!?