Yuck.

Come over, woman. Jesus.

You sicken me.

I miss swimming in the sea and then being caught in a net a pulled out into the air wheer I can't breathe.

Oh wait.. that's not me.. that was a fish.

I am a male model, not a male prostitute!

They made me take off my top!

Aww. Hey, I wanna talk to you when you're available. I need some advice.

Well oooh fucking kay.

My phone's dead. I'll give you a ring when it's resurrected, probably in half an hour or so.

They made me take off my top!

you're doing a bad job at hiding how badly you want me...
subtly is key in these situations.

and I was just noticing what "gets you hot" and I need to know if you know where to get good slippers.

not for you though. for me. I have sleepover to go to this weekend.

the full of myself act disguised as humor is really just a disguise for my low self esteem which is really just a disguise for humor again.

and that website scares me. I don't even know where to begin. I get overloaded easily.

are you a slipper yeti?

so if we shave randy he ceases to be a yeti?

Pepperoni and pineapple is, like, my favorite. Except for pesto and cheese.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND!!!
i let my roommate pick my shoes normally because I'm fucking retarded about such matters.

I know i don't want homer simpson or something trying to hard like that.
something really comfy and possibly fluffy...but like....still pimp...
i don't even know what I'm talking about anymore

um...like 10 1/2?
it will vary half a size in either direction depending on who makes them.

we could do this on aim but I'm scared of talking to new people.

I don't know anybody else who will eat that.

omg Youre a dude? omg

I am drinking Spiced rum and cider , it was at a halloween party. way good stuff., kinda creeps up on ya though.

Here have a hug....Huuuuuuuggggggggggg with added nice good tight sqeeeeze.

You really need to stop doing so much.

You misunderstand. Keep your legs open, I'm fine with that.

No, not Buddy! He'd never! Another childhood hero plummets from the stars of my ethereal stratosphere to the cold, hard pavement of reality.

PS - I once ate 3 Chris Elliots and turned into cheese fries. Try to wrap your mind around that one. Whoa.

Certitude felt too formal for the emotion I wanted to express.

And we Canadians don't think that we can wave maple syrup in your face and make up words.

We just do.

Have you ever eaten moose? It's tasty.