*laughing my ass off*

Look kids, it's Scary Pedophile Prozac Abuse Super Spandex Richard Simmons, with thigh crunching action!

Congrats on the beer! Wait, bear? That's not as cool, but... Just teasin. Congrats!

um le what?

stop hogging peoples journals

Dude, we tried to help out your social life but you weren't having it.

That's because I'm a bastard and stuff.

I'm a total spazztic.

I don't think I've ever seen the face of Satan, but looking into those eyes is a little like making out with the Devil.