never knew pyramid schemes could be sexy.

"Oh yeahhhhh, I want you to tell me how bad you want to get in on the ground floor of this hot, juicy pyramid scheme, oh yeahhh, I want your Amway, bitch"

Whoa, I don't know what happened, I must've blacked out for a moment and when I woke up I had a moustache, a gold chain and no ability to act. Hmm. I feel cheap and dirty.

my mom lives with Me thank you very much.

i feel dirty.

There's nothing you can throw at me, that I can't eat up like madness.

"I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm"

I've been purified by ointments and unguents.

And I love dirty songs.

Hmm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, I'd say
Well wash your ass every day
Wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teef and then you know, wash the face


Do any of these things prevent venereal disease, besides the rubbers ?

Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
Or mess with the flavour 'cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'


That's...that's far out
What do you feel is the best way to
To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
I mean...i mean, what do you do?

Dreams you say?

Drop me an e-mail.

a. hm. face-licking. i'll have to consider that.

and

b. I'm a complete ass because I consistently "think about it", but never make anything happen because there are so many other things I'm trying to get myself to do in my ever-shrinking concept of free time.
-But I promise I'll start as soon as I can. once I start, I'll finish faster. it's unadulterated, unarguable logic.
Dave

Handsome Boy Modelling School... from their "Lovage" cd. Nathanial Merriweather Presents...

Incriminate yourself. It's more fun that way.