The last little part of culinary school and a major financial void left me here. Thank you, by the way.

Well maybe if you wouldn't run so fast we wouldn't have to.

He doesn't have to know.

I'm not quiet a fan of polygamy. Some societies aloow it, but tis not for me....at least the two husband variety. Two WIVES on the other hand.....

I knew what you meant.

so...

I'm free on tuesdays, fridays and the weekends.

I think the only thing you would be calling out would be "are you done yet?"

I'm still in Kenmore...Carless. But I do have a spiffy bus pass.

Also...Red vs. Blue. What's that? Sounds framiliar.

No I did not. I guess I'll go run and google it.

Also, on second thought...I really could care less what you call me at the time.

Ah you know me so well.

Although I should tell you...Im a virgin

Hahahaha. I'm not sure what to say to that.

It's ok...I'm all talk anyways.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

If we elope to Vegas, it's a deal!

I'm sorry, it has to be a elvis impersonator (that's why it has to be Vegas!) The easter bunny guy could be a witness though.

But I thought that I was going to wear your standard groom outfit, the gold colored loincloth and body oil!

You most obviously do NOT love me.

But how are you going to tell me apart from all the other loincloth-clad cabana boys after the wedding? You know, I'm not just another boy toy!

*gets on knees* Oh, please, please, pleeeeaaaassse!

Maybe I just like it a little rougher than most people, but, wouldn't it pop?

Yeah, if you like it in the ass.

Eh, I don't really see an issue with it!

Mmmmm...Atari....

yeah, thats so funny. all these guys thinking they could please a room full of women when they can barely please one and all these women who want monogomy when they actually need several guys for lovers.... it's a trip.

Of course I'm a hypocrite; I'm human aren't it (last I checked at least)

I'd probably ask you what the hell you were doing.