Hmm I'd be worried that the electric toothbrush head would snap off. I have no wonderous stories although I did have a very odd dream last night involving me shopping for strap-ons in Ann Summers...I mean, come on! Do they even have any decent sex toys?! Methinks not.

Hmm, i always heard it was bad to blow air INTO the vagina (not that i go around blowing air into vaginas, that wouldnt be a good use of my time at all ) but i guess that doesnt apply to sucking air OUT of the vagina?

Hahaha

I'm sure if i were a girl, or gay, or both, i'd have more interesting "masturbating with random objects" stories, but alas i am neither, so its just me and my left hand (Left handed people WILL rule the world, mark my words)

I'll leave you with an old lover's funny story though.

One of my earliest lovers, she was maybe 17, i was 20 perhaps? She was very inexperienced. The first time i made her climax with my hand, the look on her face was of astonishment and she muttered "How... how did you do that?" Immediately i'm thinking, "oh no, this poor girl has never masturbated before??" Turns out she just wanted to know how i did it with my HAND, seeing as how she had never used her hand before. I was still astonished. How does a young girl not just naturally start shoving her fingers inside that little opening? Ha.

Here is the kicker: The only way she ever climaxed was by clenching a pillow tightly between her thighs and rubbing against it. Upon hearing this, it was my turn to wonder how one did this. I was young enough to not fully comprehend the wonders of the vagina and all the ways it can achieve its goal. So she demonstrated by clenching my forearm tightly between her legs and proceeded to climax, hands free, just as she suggested.

Naturally i bought her a tickle me elmo that year for chiristmas...

To this day whenever i see Sesame Street i just imagine her clenching those cute little muppets between her legs and riding them to ecstasy...

LOL
If 22 is old i have 1 foot in the grave at 31

They lock people up for this kind of humor...

you're fucking awesome.

welcome to the sexaholics group, hope we all get to see u around in there.

ps. is jealous of your sex life at the moment* grrrr =)

Im alright, be MUCH better if I were having these sexual explorations you have

How was your x(XXX)mas? or new years?
Hope you're set goes live very soon sexy lady. Get back at me soon xxooxxoo

just thought Id drop by, dont know why, ok bye!

haha. (Im bored tonight)
=p xoxo

ahahaha this was funny, were u serious about it? I think having a bf u shouldn't need a hoover...but well, he might need to learn the lesson and improve.....haha. I was having sex every night....until someone decided to go to Mexico for xmas and not come back til february! but cause im a I have sex with myself (haven't tried the hoover but doesn't look very appealing....I'd rather fuck a banana peel lol...and not cause Im vegan ahaha...juts heard a story involving a friend who wanted to be porn actor, an empty bottle of water and a banana...hahaha.

Anyway, thnx for adding me, let's talk about sexual happiness, I think I need sexual healing

hey thanks for the add, hows you?. funny stuff about the hoover by the way haha. xx

hey, thanks for the friend request!
hows you?x

Hey saff thanks for adding me, hows things with you? xo

haha ive had more of my tat dne ill put some pic up in a bit! wish this cold would go away xxx