Well now of days Christian Slater doesnt have much to do.

uggghh...im turning 30 next week, i need to get on that!

i used to have rats too, though i never dressed one up.

and, i too have cats that would rip her apart.


i figure when the sad day comes when i am petless, i will get me another ratty

Shit, I got to find a wife in the next 30 days.

I'll take the case!

hahah thats really funny whats that off of?

Shhhhhhhh.

You just be quiet.

hahahahahahaha!

brilliance