Your obsession with Avril is disconcerting.

Now please sit back and let pervy Ian take you for a magical ride...

please to forgive



i ain't got no song cuz this is how i've been feelin'

Sorry - Avril is just a little too punk for me...

I love you for MULTIPLE reasons.

you're kinda dreamy.
do you think we could have our marriage and reception in that box?

I wanna come to New York!

My cousin lives in Manhattan. I should visit her sometime.

Or just come to NY.



I'll think up a bad song I love. There are many. I have to think up the worst.

but see, when you are a sloth daylight savings time doesn't even matter that much. i barely even knew it happened.
the history teacher decision made me loose my boner a little.
just a little.
i think it is back now tho and i'm preparing the bedding for our box.

That's a pretty sweet design

Oh, and that was chlamydia.