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So, everyone on Facebook is doing this UrbanDictionary thing with their names, and the first one for my name was pretty basic, flattering and visually appealing. However, my third option was the following:

Erika:
One who is naturally equited with the tools and machinary to pull off a succesful and satisfactory rape of an unsuspecting victim. Those who get raped by an Erika usually end up savoring every last minute of it.

That is too beautiful.


The fourth was rather funny too, seeing as how I recently colored my hair red...

Erika:
GINGER. has multiple boys fighting over her. will have very cute red ginger babies. has her own stripper theme song. likes to lick girls. popular among taken men. is very gropy. tries to undress anyone she can get her hands on. likes shark boys. doesnt like it when you push hard.


Lovely.
Nite everyone.