you crack me up. impression of a baked bean on a fork....ahahahahahahahahahaha. hee. hoo.

sounds like the festival blows for locals. do you at least get paid to flyer? i still have a bajillion flyers i collected when i was there like 5 years ago.

here they don't even teach you to drive standard, they just assume your parents are rich enough to buy a new automatic. or that you can go steal your own car. whichever works.

your random facts are endlessly amusing, i hope you come up with more during your hibernation period. if you see any bears, say hi.

please can i fuck you?
i'll be gentle... at first.
okay, some more ershin trivia for you.
when i use toilet roll, i wrap it around my hand one and a half times then clench my fist so it rips against my knuckles.

yeah, tell me about it.
i'm that horny i'm considering a career change. if i can get paid for it, it's a win win, right?
haha.
i have no idea what makes me do that with toilet roll. try it though, it feels good! haha.
when are we shooting a set together missus?!
i vote soon.
i'm trying to think of more ershin triv but it's quite difficult.
i overthink EVERYTHING though, i guess that's quite handy to know.
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ohhhh balls i did NOT get that reference. i had to type it in to google (don't tell anyone). i didn't know who the hotknives were...? should i be shot for this? i hope not. my ska days have been long over. (although i DID see that madness musical once...i remember really liking it, and all the theater buffs around me saying it was crap. but who doesn't want to see a bunch of people dressed up as schoolkids banging each other to "baggy trousers"?

yes we shall take over every social networking site until we RULE THEM ALL. i took a look at your designs, and whatever cuntbag stole that magnificent sequined hoodie deserves to be bludgeoned severely for several days. it was quite superb.

that seriously blows, my teeth are coming in straight and they do me enough pain...i figure i need to do them now before i have to pay for them on my own. pretty strange that they won't give you drugs there - i thought america were being conservative douches with the healthcare and whatnot but there you have it. i'll mail my extra vicodin to you. but yes sleeping pills are magnificent, and ambien is like wonderful dream crack. i used it when i went to china for the time difference and slept every night like a baby even though the mattress was probably made from granite.

i failed this round...do i get another trivia question?

your friend scott speaks the gospel truth. maybe during the festival you can flyer for your vag...and then get him to be a bouncer.

my god apparently trivia is not my strong-suit and therefore i should never go on a game show lest i lose shamefully...

male g spot! i think i know that one. that weird vein on the backside underneath the squishy bit! (i refuse to use medical terms, they take the fun out of everything. why call it a penis when you can it "your dangly bits"?)

and the author one...jk rowling and....uhhhhh....jk rowling the NEVERENDING FRANCHISE? just kidding. i'd be an ass if i denied reading those books. and that...trainspotting person...

I ARE SMART.

sadly i do not know the madness question. i even wiki'd it and it wasn't there. if it's not on wiki, it's not real.

okay! questions for you!

what videogame character is more recognized among children than mickey mouse or jesus?
what is the only kind of edible cactus?
where would you find a pilonidal cyst?
which meant-to-be ironic techno song is one of the most popular of all time?

and since we're on a ska roll: what ska band started out playing as a disney cover band at disneyland? (i don't think they're terribly famous, though, so if you don't know don't worry).
ok, no more questions, i've run out of ideas. 'm not sure if these are particularly challenging questions...the cactus one may be...
the end! i'll let you know once i make more bracelets, and let me know if you have any charm requests (cupcake, muffin, boobies, etc).

whoopsie poopsie...

GAH i knew the condoms one, i forgot. balls. (actually, i could give you severed balls on a bracelet...or a severed penis hahaha).

did NOT need to know about the anus but now i am ready in case i ever have to go spelunking (cave of butts). apparently i did not pay attention in health class. in like, the 5 years in a row they made us take it. cholas here like to pop out babies young.

haha, no it's not bad, i think i made them too hard. mario bros. was correct! apparently in a survey more children recognized mario than anything else...which i think is right proper, people should just have nintendo raise their children and they wouldn't end up half as retarded.
cactus question is "prickly pear". that was meant to be tough as i doubt you've ever accidentally stepped on one of them while out for a walk like i have...
cyst question = buttcrack.
last one is "better off alone", although i forget why it's ironic in the first place. my electroclash wikipedia (a.k.a my roomate) told me that, so i'm pretty sure it's true.

and the ska question is the suburban legends. they're not bad, but they're kind of pop-y. and their drummer is gorgeous.

1) ocean's 11? i'm pretty sure it's ocean's 11.
2) mean girls, ahahaha. i need to rewatch that again.
the last four i have no idea (although "as you wish" sounds like something out of harry potter), but i know that the original dingoes ate my baby quote is from seinfeld (i know that because my dad is a big jewjewjew).

dear god i think i am trivia'd out. but i'll give you some quotes too because i'm nice. (both TV and film, muahaha)

TV: I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be at home in time for Letterman.
Movie: "She's engaged!" "Well, that was quick."
Movie: Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you.
TV: "What's in these waffles?" "There's waffle in them!"



i think if we put our quotes together we could make a full novel.